SmartKey Replacement Cylinder

Damaged your SmartKey hardware? Fret not, this replacement cylinder will fit with all Gen3 and newer hardware.

This lock comes with two keys. In case you’re worried a locksmith would send you a lock with no keys, I can personally assure you as the president of this organization it indeed comes with keys. The total count of keys this lock will come with will be two. If you purchase this lock, two keys it will come with. The first of two will be placed into the rectangular cardboard shipping conduit and the count will be at one. Thus after one key has been placed inside the box, a second key, this key being key number two of two keys will be placed alongside the first. A third key however will not be placed, and therefor the total count of keys that will have been placed with the core will surmount to two. A fourth key will be considered, however after great deliberation it will be decided this is an unholy number, and the count shall remain at two. The fifth key having been too round will be discarded, and the light shall shine down upon the keys that when added together create a sum of two. Proceeding the placement of the keys that when counted finishes at the number of two, the all mighty tape of packing shall seal the keys within the cardboard box, and shipping will henceforth commence. As it is written, it shall be done. Amen.